We’re reaching levels of Boomer Luxury Communism never seen before.

keynesian economists going around opening the doors on parked waymos

Could you imagine if there were journalists whose beat was covering magicians, but they think magic is real, so they're always breathlessly reporting on the lady they saw cut in half.

what were they thinking going with a voiceover guy who sounds like this

“Man if only there were a way to quickly gain fire superiority over the enemy” The humble machine gun:

articles like this in the AI era are like Van Gogh paintings to me. disrespected in their time, more valuable than gold today

This account is now at 145k after hitting 125k a day ago. People know what is coming and they want to watch.

"man i sure do love being the first president of the united states i hope nobody carves me" george washington carver: hey man nice to meet you

its really funny to direct a film adaptation of a beloved book and be like. actually its not based on the book that everyone loves, its based on how i remember feeling about the book when i read it 26 years ago

Millennial family annihilator: it actually seriously owns how you’re making me take these drastic steps to ensure our family makes it to heaven lol. like do you, bruh. I have blow up our house so you don’t become your toxic mom btw so…

increasingly pertinent

Publicly calling your ex-wife stupid seven words into this sentence…real mystery why she got the kids

i think i just found the most unhinged seasonal structure i've ever seen for a TV show

Idk who he is but it's so crazy to sell out to this degree just to play a role as insignificant and undynamic as Lucius Malfoy. That's like if it was highly controversial to be in star wars and you're like, I couldn't turn down Greedo

one of those tweets that are so far divorced from reality that you cant even get mad you just wanna hear whatever other rumors this persons heard

Hypothesis: All four 9/11 planes were intended to take out a field in Pennsylvania to hide the site of the elites’ summit with the mole men but three of the pilots were very drunk.

My son, like the Mesoamericans, has independently invented the wheel from first principles but only to use as a toy. He will be cultivating maize by his twelve month checkup

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea" is one for the ages