I would sacrifice every billionaire on earth if it meant he could live forever

wish i could turn into this whenever a man tells me to smile

Y'all thought we were exaggerating but

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

They keep trying to soft launch aliens and we really don’t GAF 😭😭😭

Class: the answer is 10 Me: no it’s 27 “Class laughs” Teacher: he’s correct. Me:

Wrestling is the best thing on the planet. Full stop.

Do I condemn cheating? Yes. Do I also genuinely not care that a man got cheated on? Yes.

Eu na primeira oportunidade depois de dizer q não vou beber nunca mais

men are losers even in their own fantasies

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

When I’m smiling at their text but then I remember what happened last time

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.

Pigeons like rain in the hospital roof 😵‍💫

Logan Paul: “Guess who was ready before they were even born? Me, Logan…” Joe Hendry: “Paul… Paul… can we fire Logan Paul?” JOE HENDRY WITH THE PERFECT TIMING 😭 #WWERaw

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral