Insert something about living long enough to see yourself become the villain here…

I’m just in love with halloween & spooky things

One broke about 3.7 seconds after I picked it up, if we’re comparing how much negative energy we radiate

that midwest pussy will have you saying ope

– Homer, from “The Iliad.”

I’d go to war for a woman like me

Shane MacGowan’s lyrics have been the measure of my dreams, and I will miss him

How every female friendship starts

― Margaret Atwood, You are Happy

Mood

Did Taylor Swift win the Super Bowl yet??

Things that remind me of @sadghoststory

do I have a song for you

How can you tell me that 95% of the ocean is unexplored and you know for a FACT that megalodon sharks are extinct?!?! Nope that thang is alive and well down there. I bet there’s freaking dinosaurs down there. The ocean is literally monster soup you cannot convince me otherwise

Sssssssinners.

Now that I have a yard pulling weeds is addicting and it’s nothing to do with me being old now. This is when I realized I have indeed turned into my mother.