The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

me with my Diet Coke

start of busy season be like

Stages of I Love You in the Midwest 3. Watch out for deer 2. I started your car for you 1. I’m bringing home Culver’s tonight

the number of friends who send me snaps of them @ the carwash in a day genuinely makes me so happy

JA biztown didn’t prepare me for this life

you should not be allowed to export a trial balance without account numbers

when I was an accountant @ ja biztown & now I’m accountant in real life…

my love language is microsoft excel

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no one: me: i think i need another monitor

Me when I can hear people chewing:

Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe that when your left knee is sore a storm is coming and nobody is ruining that for you.

𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌. #GoArmy | #BEATnavy

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when you hard code a number into a formula

accounting is asking questions resulting in more questions and no answers