incredible indictment that everyone is desperately looking for somewhere to meet and talk to people, and no one has even mentioned Zuckerberg's $70bn metaverse

if twitter is truly no more, here's where you can find me: hell

he’s here to save twitter

Please

Little treat inflation is real🥹

The first flowers on our trees started blooming. It's one of the little things I have to look for to stay positive. Please be kind to one another

bear 🐻 tableware ???

When I was 19, I got in a car accident and forced myself to still go to class immediately after because I could still drive the car. My instructor was kind enough to send me home, but the pressure on students for attendance, participation, etc. is awful

grabbing a cop's service weapon with this

I know you’re working hard and things are really tough right now. How about unclenching your jaw and giving yourself a screen break?

Sous chef, reporting for duty

Before and after! ❤️ My mom walked me through it