We'll talk later. Meet me at my house after dark.

You're certainly a cute little thing aren't you? Did you fly a long way? You did? Come here and perch on my shoulder for awhile.

if you don’t have tattoos as a straight man you should just start bottoming

i am sapiosexual

I don’t know

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

To the foid reading this: Youre worth it.

i’m just yanking your chain. i’m just pushing your buttons man. i’m pulling your leg. i’m getting your goat. i’m sucking you off bro. dude i’m just jerking your cock man don’t worry about it. i’m just sucking you off man

so sick of entitled infants crying in public, you don't even have real problems

bro last night was a disgrace

flirting in 2011: Bazinga. Hah! you have epic boobs :D seriously though, would you like a drink some time? flirting in 2025: 👥 RapeFoids has requested to follow you. ✉️ RapeFoids sent you a message.

ive never been jumpscared by a text so hard

very gamze :) in 2020 coded behavior

Make him sing.