me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so I can lose my shyness

GREAT NEWS: Ralph Yarl, who was shot TWICE (once in the head) for ringing the wrong doorbell, has been released from the hospital and should recover fully. GET WELL SOON, RALPH!🙏💙 BONUS NEWS: Andrew Lester, the racist fucker who shot him, is being hit with 2 felony charges of

GRWM to go to work. First I wake up ten minutes before I need to be there

Texas is 77% Christian. It has had 17 mass shootings in the last 10 years. Japan is 1% Christian. It has had 0 mass shootings in the last 10 years. Texas has 29.5 million citizens. Japan has 125.7 million citizens. It’s the guns. Don’t bring Jesus into this.

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Madina: I’m 31 and ancient and need to be put out to pasture Maria: that’s crazy 31 is young and she’s gorgeous and she has plenty of time Madina: #TheBachelor

An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.

Dear producers We don’t want to see him in paradise. Thanks. #TheBachelorette