I just saw a straight man's Spotify Wrapped. It almost killed me

Today's gender is exhausted.

The gender of the day is a shimmering void.

(getting back from a walk) im not the person you once knew

how small are the looms that make the triscuits

Eggs should not cost more than the federal minimum wage.

Today's gender is vague hand gestures.

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

✨ Black Tea is better than Coffee ✨

bank collapse? no worries here, all my money is tied up in the groceries i bought this weekend

"Self love" by Félicien Rops, circa 1878-1881

"you still going out tonight?" me:

When I type ch in the Spotify search bar it should just k n o w I’m looking for the Carolina Chocolate Drops

Next time a middle aged woman calls their friend their girlfriend, I’m gonna ask them when they started dating.

Cocaine in The Whitehouse sounds like an unreleased Lana Del Rey track

New! The Night Vale version of "In This House." Buy yours here: topatoco.com/collections/wt…

Would do unspeakable things for just a few yards of the kit meet fabric