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(at applebees) I’ll have the apple bee

Giving my dog away due to irreconcilable differences

smoking that shit that made susan be anthony

(at outback) take me out back

I am cutting contact with my 3 year old narcissist nephew

Does anyone know when my back will stop hurting

ppigg (at chilis) I’ll have the chili

Giving my son up due to irreconcilable differences

Guy who’s afraid of rollercoasters

Whatever she cooks, you always have to say it's delicious.

If you have some sort of mental breakdown i will abandon you, i will desert you at your lowest point

Never in my life have I been on a “coffee date”

Played wordle for the first time

burger island

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*meeting girlfriend's parents* I'm really quite popular on incel retard fag twitter, which is where I met your wonderful daughter

It should be illegal to be homeless

You’ve changed. You’re not the same person I cloned from stolen hair

Disabled people at amusement parks your kind is not welcome here