this one didn’t make it to the gram

why is that girl's name beabadoobee. pisses me off so bad

“donald trump has signed an executive order—“ “donald trump has revoked—“ “donald trump—“

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

Me when I’m overstimulated

me if you even care

Me whenever I’m right about something

My favorite sign.

My moms gonna bail him out

this might strike some of you as a controversial opinion but her “victims” were not “people” and she should have gone further

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

this happens inside my heart when i think about you

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

Are "leftists" not allowed to exercise their 2nd amendment right or is that just for the MAGAs?

So Hitler’s legacy is being carried forward by two half-black sex-trafficking rapists, a gay Mexican virgin federal informant, a half-Filipino/half-Haitian guy who did gay-for-pay porn, a Sudanese Muslim, and a crystal meth addict obsessed with facial cosmetic surgery.