on god

Profound appreciation for the human mind, creativity runs unbridled.

Once the Madden/CFB and 2K communities finally realise that open world concepts are just a waste of assets and time , then maybe these games will see true improvement

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

Hoops LeBloomonOnion

Lost my wedding band at mens softball tonight. Quietly told the boys. Next thing I know, my entire team and a team from an earlier game got flashlights on searching the park. We found it within 3min. There’s still good in this world. And I’m still a dumbass.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

accidentally unmuted in the club and woke my egirl up from our sleep call fuckkkk

Ummm. They’re closing Greyhound stations all over the country.

Girl you got uncle pussy I’m serious

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

yearning like a fucking loser

May the fourth be with you

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the Fourth then you’re looking in alderaan places

May the 4th be with you to all who celebrate! #annualtweet #StarWars 💫

May the 4th be with you! esbo.nyc/socials 📷: craigsbeds/IG

Un-American as Fuck

To all the Spirit Airlines employees who lost their jobs. United Airlines will start hiring on May 14th. All work fields are encouraged to apply. Please share this message. People have families to feed.

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

This is a remarkable photo and a reminder of why photojournalists are so important