Imagine a man praying he gets to marry you. Don’t settle, Sis.

Kind of rude of my alarm to go off this morning at exactly the time I set it for but ok

Staples Center tonight 🙏

imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta come home and eat some celery sticks

Ethan sleep talking this morning “I’m getting fucked over by a pigeon this morning. What the fuck over? Fuck that guy” Well alrightyyy then lol

for lent I’m just giving up

A year ago today I was headed to Hawaii and I just could really go for that again right about now

I just want the world to know that my dog is genius. He just pawed the controller to my heated blanket to turn it on. Now he wrapped around it in, living his best fluffy dog life. 🐾

Y’all ever seen a picture on your insta that literally scares the shit out of you? Me either until yesterday, bout shit myself. 😳 #yikes #ifyouknowyouknow

It’s a damn shame that if you want to go see Morgan Wallen next year on tour that the head liner is Luke Bryan... Make is George Straight, Luke Combs or something! Not a dude who paints on his jeans 🤦‍♀️

get in loser we're healing & falling back in love with life.

Damn.. What I would do to be able to call my mom right now. 😔

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.