Word is Frank Ocean will be confiscating all cell phones before he begins his performance to make sure this night never happened.

Wish u could go to a bar to watch the met gala.

let the met gala begin. no one is safe

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

Me trying to rip my friend out the plastic so they can start acting brand new

me after saying i got that dog in me

men will never understand this feeling

my circle small but we crazy

a drunk cig is like a kiss on the forehead

how i'm sleeping tonight

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

$7 fun drink…. save me…… save me $7 fun drink….

just encountered a tiktok edit of one direction in 2014 and the caption was literally “oh to be a teenager during this era” ………………. x.com/jimmyoutsold/s…

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

If the sun is blacking out at 1pm on a Monday than so am I

Could we make the tweet font a little larger? I’m trying to drive.

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President