Taylor Swift is brave because if you asked me to read anything I wrote at 17 I would kill you with my bare hands

I don’t often forget to mute myself, but when I do, you will absolutely hear me talking to the dog

Whenever I feel bad about being pale, I just think of Snow White being the fairest in the land with “skin white as snow”

6 years later and I’m a first generation kid with her Master’s degree.

my opinion on changing your last name when you get married is just that if they have a cooler last name than mine I’ll change it. but if it’s too lame or common I’m keeping mine

Torn between waiting to live minimally while also wanting to hoard all my clothes so my kids can wear their mom’s “vintage” stuff

browsing zillow

If i had to name a tv couple with the worst back and forth relationship I would say Walter White and Jesse Pinkman hbu

I started my full time job as a Speech Language Pathologist exactly 2 years after being let off the waitlist and accepted into grad school and i think that’s cool bc fuck being waitlisted lol

Picture my swol, tattooed, male roommate listening to his classic rock and then me saying “I played this song in pep band!”

The fun part about being constantly observed is being told how many times I unknowingly say “ope” in my sessions

My mom called me to ask if I saw the pictures of her holding a baby. Pure joy How do you think she feels about having two very single daughters in their early twenties

I do not budget my money, I ration

I prefer my coffee black and I am confident in my parallel parking so yes you could say I do think I’m better than everyone

Same aesthetic?

“You better watch out” Got it “You better not cry” Ope deal breaker

If flare jeans are gen z, I’m okay being a milennial i can’t go back

my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot