No lies detected

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

A pinched nerve in the lower back is a different type of pain. Wouldn’t wish this on my worse enemy! 😭😫

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

Your Ancestors Crowned You. Sit. Up. Straight.

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when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

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Fuck how they view you, just be you

He was easily re-elected. He was never impeached. He was never charged with a crime. He was never convicted of a crime. He never fired his Attorney General. He never started a new war. He won a Nobel Peace Prize. He’s not in the Epstein files.

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era.

Fellas, date financially stable women so it’s fun for you too

Prime example of why you should never get too comfortable. Even when you feel like you’re winning and have it all figured out.

Textbook narcissist 🤡

Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with any of you"

I’ve got Twitter drafts on standby just waiting to be used if a mf step out of line 😂😭

Mannn I laughed so hard off this clip last night that my eyes were red & my stomach was hurting 🤣😂😭💀

Loyalty without boundaries is just self destruction.

The internet has no chill whatsoever 🤣🤣🤣