That look in his eye man I love the WBC

The good ole fashioned “WHOOPSIE DAISIES” disgusting

Having a golf event alongside these titans is a heinous crime

PCA has been red hot this tournament so you bench him Mark Derosa you will not get away with this

But Pete rose will never see the hall of fame.

Be a rreeeaaaaallll shame if something were to happen to that building gosh would that be a shame

My unwavering support will be given to the first political candidate to run on regulating AI into the ground

When Russia did this in Ukraine they were evil monsters, hope we keep that same energy ☺️

#StayOnThatSide #Lmao

“Where did my taxes go?” hoodie next to the guy who got all your taxes in the form of government handouts to shoot rockets in the general direction of Mars for no reason

AI companies will say AI is inevitable and then be like “please please please please please please please please use us”

*taps the sign* "corporations will create jobs if you give them tax breaks" is the lie billionaires tell so you support giving their companies more tax breaks.

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

Bro gave the keys to Pascal and he totaled the whip

Murray Hill Guy Did you really write all of this about a guy you don’t even know at 8am

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

Not only did Disney pay nothing in income taxes this year, it received a $1.428 billion tax refund after making $12 billion in profits. "Corporations will create jobs if you give them more tax breaks" is a total scam.

I don’t know a single person who has a more clear pathological obsession over being liked by everyone than Elon Musk

Way more Dems than Golden want to continue this war. But they know it's politically toxic to vote for this war. So Dem leadership gets Golden to be the one vote to make sure this fails. He's not running for re-election, so he has nothing to lose. That's how this works.

(bravely) i would have never cheated on megan thee stallion