Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you every day. Herrmann8er

Walk into Publix and five people in the deli greet me enthusiastically. Walk into Winn-Dixie and the deli lady snarls at me when I asked a question. #servicematters

Happy Siblings Day fo the better half of us. #hesnicerthanme Herrmann8er

Can’t help but think of Herrmann8er every single time I see a bottle. Drank a few gulps as a 2-yr old and caused babysitter’s asthma attack. 😂

I’ve watched Pillow Talk and Send Me No Flowers more times than I can count. There will never be another #DorisDay

I’m convinced if there was an NCAA sport in, say, floor mopping, I would be forced to watch said competition on TV. #sportseverynight #letswatchacookingshow

What in the Sam Hill??

The only game that mattered to me. #UAB

The tweets being directed at Alabama kicker Joseph Bulovas for missing a field goal are sadly as awful as I feared. If you’re spewing garbage to a college student, look in the mirror and ask yourself what’s wrong in your own life.

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I find it odd that toilet makers do not include toilet seats as part of the package. Isn’t that like selling a car with no steering wheel? #talkingtoyoukholer

For the love of Mary, make it stop. #heneedstohush

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

Really quite jealous of the people getting to leave Earth today

Thank you for what you do, @anandiyermd #UAB

My neighbor sits on his patio and claps loudly for me every time I parallel park in front of our building. Everyone needs love like that. #bestparallelparkerinalltheland

The The New York Times has reported misleading data of COVID-19 cases at UAB in a story about colleges and universities. uab.edu/news/campus/it…

Inspired. I would lie down in traffic for Bryan Steverson #EVSummit20

“Each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done” Bryan Steverson #evsummit20

Forget you’re/your or lose/loose. I just want people to use less/fewer correctly.