OMG. The 3rd season of Designated Survivor is 😩😴

As leaders we should get out of debt, spend less than we make and always be generous.

[wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Groom: After me P: ... [to bride] Is he serious? Bride: No his name is Gary

"This is the police! Open up!" Well, work's been a hassle. I don't think Susan is coming back. My kids never call. Been drinking a lot more...

So many podcasts, so few mountains moved. So much content, so little obedience.

What you worship will either destroy you or restore you.

There's no extraordinary people - there's people who pray and people who don't pray.

Whoever's got my voodoo doll could you give it a neck rub... and some cash...

Did Trump just call the tech giants that locked him out ‘sleaze bags’ ? Ha. Gold

Just ducked in to read the girls a bedtime story but they said Kevin Rudd had already read them one

Who’s the clown in the blues who keeps challenging every call the ref makes? Tick Tock mate…

Jesus didn’t come to solve a spiritual problem with a political solution.

Matt 5:5 “You’re blessed when you’re content with just who you are—no more, no less. That’s the moment you find yourselves proud owners of everything that can’t be bought”

Help Ryan Smith Make His Next Record gofundme.com/f/help-ryan-sm…

Art, glamour, and entertainment are all much diminished in Hollywood. The decaying cult of celebrity is what remains. The public don’t care what wins Best Picture. They don’t want to see it, and won’t. It now takes celebrity blood sport to cut through. Are you not entertained?

What's a dear friend? An expensive friend.

Lasting change is only possible through God and I should probably change my underpants after 4 days now.

Some christians take the bible seriously and some people look better when they're far away