brat but the background is parchment-coloured, a serif font is used, and the b is capitalised

Genuinely what the fuck is going on in my college snap story

Bad move. Kamala Harris should campaign on sound economic policies that will win her votes from 34 very online economists instead.

me in therapy every week

Bad news, Katy Perry

pulling up to the function in this 1800s orange barong tagalog specifically

accidentally tried to take a weed beverage into the DNC so I had to chug it at the security check lmfaooooooo I'm about to be a Vice journalist

i truly love that she dresses like a senator in star wars

Contrary to fake news posts, I am not the surprise guest at the DNC tonight. My guess is that it will be Beyoncé or Taylor Swift. So disappointing, I know!

gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual person who lives in naperville: I live in chicago

The love of your life is probably an economist btw

Comparing 2024 pitchfork to 2001 pitchfork is like comparing your loving grandma to hitler

🔁🔒

The developing world actually has a case of America Brain Poisoning where US urban planning is considered good for some reason so nice mixed used walkable areas are considered lesser than low density single family home sprawl

I can't wait to get this game 80% off in like 2 years it seems like peak preowned-core

In honor of Mabel and Dipper's birthday I'm sharing my favorite GF sketch

From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:

If today is Labor Day (L), when is Capital Day (K)?

We're all gonna die

how does he have his own Vivek Ramaswamy already