he always been old my entire life but now he’s actually old 😭

😭

there's a difference between scoring goals and conceding goals

There's always a Kenyan doing world class stuff

I used to think my dad just had a weird habit. Every night, no matter how late it was, he’d check if I was asleep. Like actually come into my room, stand there for a second, then leave. I remember pretending to sleep sometimes just to see how long he’d stay. Sometimes he’d fix my

As a citizen????? Because he won’t be my president.

Using generator to power your mobile device and come online to defend a failed government is a sign of mental disease

Very embarrassing.

Ms_Miriti Even in your imaginations you’re still not happy. What a sad life to live.

Tunachoma lini wezi wa mali za uma?

We kauka tu kamum DSG farts will heal anyone

In the mind of Obinna (which is empty) we should celebrate Mbavu the destroyer the same way we celebrate world record holder Sebastian Sawe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper.

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

" Na wale ambao wanasema Kasongo aende Sugoi, Mimi nawakataza. Mimi nasema Kasongo aende Kamiti Prison," Okiya Omtatah. Rise, Reclaim and rebuild a respectable Kenya. #ReKe

Expectations wekea watu wa Kwenu Ashley. Mimi si wenu

Like this tweet if you hate Israel

Guuuuys wait a damn minute, ati Ruto ameruhusu substardard fuel which will have all the cars that are using such fuel knock within 3 months???? what isssss??? nothing is safe not even our cars