Therapy isn't enough, I need to write a novel that projects all my trauma onto fictional characters

I'm not writing my novel for you. I'm not even writing it for me. I'm writing for Lea Michele. So she can learn how to read

Writing my novel:

God I’m so in love with this

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober

the money isn't the ONLY reason that i did Arrested Development. But is sure is sweet...

Not now sweetie mommy is behind 2000+ people in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets

when taylor swift wrote “the great war” she was actually preparing us for the Battle of Ticketmaster. her mind!

If artists would not allow RESALE of their tickets none of this would be a problem! True fans would get to pay the true amount for tickets not 2k a ticket which no one can afford. Retweet if you want change to happen now! #TheErasTour Taylor Swift

i survived ticketmaster. taylor swift is the only person i’d stay in queue for 7 hours.

The amount of "swifties" who don't support Taylor's version songs is mindnumbing

Mama Mia...Ouch!!!!😬😬😬😬😬

must be scary to be a brunette in England right now knowing that at any minute a tabloid could take your photo and say you’re kate middleton

Look maybe it's nothing but why does every new photo of Kate have this vibe.

White women with brown hair all over London on their way to audition for the role of blurry Kate Middleton of the week