Nailed it

Can’t beat limbs like this

Flashback to 2018 when MPs were asked who would be Prime Minister in ten years’ time

Roll up roll up

"Could be on a winner here, Trig. All right, play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool."

They’ve already removed the possibility for most refugees to ever obtain citizenship. Tell me what good did that do? Did you even know? Do you think Reform voters know? Yet ANOTHER week of performative cruelty putting asylum seekers back in the spotlight to come.

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Not a serious country are we?

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The Prime Minister said in September that we are at a fork in the road. These asylum proposals suggest we have taken the wrong turning. The idea that recognised refugees need to be deported is wrong. We absolutely need immigration controls. And where those controls decide to

These proposals are not only cruel, they are catastrophically impractical. The Refugee Council estimates this could generate 1.4 million new review cases by 2035, at a cost of over £870 million. This is bureaucracy for its own sake.

Polls show that 50% of those who voted Labour last year have now deserted us – with the majority turning to parties to the left. Trying to steal votes from Reform is an electoral dead end. 1/3

As I said to Channel 4 yesterday, the UK isn’t a “soft touch” on asylum. UK asylum seeker benefits £49.18 per week – similar to European neighbours (£48 in Denmark) No right to work before 12 months (it’s 6 months in France, Spain, Belgium, Netherlands) UK settlement after 5

The leader of the greens thinks he can persuade Putin to give up his nuclear weapons. The leader of reform thinks he can cut public spending without cutting services. Labour risks falling into the same trap in its immigration and asylum policies. To actually change the world we

Time’s up for ticket touts. The government is banning the resale of tickets for more than their original cost. We’re ending rip-off mark-ups and putting fans first.

Changing the goalposts for people who’ve come to Britain on a pathway to citizenship of five years is absolutely disgraceful. #hostileenvironment

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Not sure anyone else celebrated an equaliser against Barnet quite as hard as me today

Summary I played well. My teammates wasted opportunities 😂