approach 100 girls, you’ll find a girlfriend test 100 products, you’ll get rich off one post 100 tweets, you’ll get a banger life is a number game, take more shots

Wow, it's almost like you shouldn't start wars you can't win.

︎ ︎venom A lot of "misogynist incels" are former romantics who believed in true love and dreamed of living happily ever after with their soulmate, only for their worldview to be shattered by betrayal or chronic rejection.

My governor told me the hillside keeps eating his highway so I asked how many rebuilds he’s done and he said he just goes to caltrans and gets a new highway afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the highway to the hillside and then the taxpayers started crying

Spain may grant residency to 1.35 million illegal migrants and 'refugees', far exceeding the 500,000 initially announced by socialist PM Pedro Sánchez, according to a police report

Is this the greatest 24 hours in history for banger replies?

Imagine thinking it’s smart to tell this culture to choose between their dogs or Islam

imagine being built like THIS then choosing JAKE PAUL

Holy fuck. I just realized that we now know why Donald Trump has been so weirdly fixated on Hannibal Lecter. Cannibalism. It's always either projection or confession with Trump. Always.

Some women peak at 20 Some women peak at 25 A few peak at 30 And a few even peak at 35 But no woman peaks at 40 Just kidding They all peak at 18

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This clip displaying the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s is going viral.

The best version of Windows. We still talk about you.

The China Cycle came for Tesla in the end, as everyone with half a brain knew it would.

Because we don't want to dump that shit on you women. No, we will not be supported in sharing. We will only be ostracized.

If you see Muslims expressing violent rhetoric these days please don’t blame them. They are currently completing the Herculean task of skipping lunch every day

Libtards putting their dogs down to prove they're not Islamophobic:

Telling your struggles to a woman is no different from bleeding next to a shark

The two main reasons why a girl is undateable nowadays: 1) HUGE resentment towards men 2) Fat

…and don’t forget their 8-10 weeks flights HOME to India every year…with their “GUARANTEED JOB” waiting for them! …while an American who took a 8-10 week vacation would come back with someone else in their job…. an Indian! President Donald J. Trump Stephen Miller OMG, do you realize American