"There's nothing about me that even 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 I'm reckless. I help people and I do it very well."

"Oh, I don't need 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 input right now."

"𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 cracks? You've got to be joking. Really, you think I 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙮 summon aliens and cracks in time? Do you think I have that big of a God complex that I do that to make myself look like a hero? You've got it wrong."

"Nothing 𝙗𝙖𝙙 has happened so far due to the TARDIS' presence, if that's what you're going on about. When it does, you can helicopter-parent me."

His fault? It wasn't entirely his fault, what with all the bad guys running about — ! "Now, now, there's always room for improvement."

"𝙍 𝙞 𝙜 𝙝 𝙩."

"I've no idea what you're talking about."

"Pond! You're calling me rude — ❪ that ❫ is extremely rude, calling a two thousand year old man ❪ old ❫. I'll have you know I look very young." She's always got Rory to parent. He's easy to mother all the time.

"Are you telling me ❪ old ❫ is a personality? And I'd look fine with wrinkles and grey hair, no matter if I was human or Time Lord, thank you. I've still got moves." And he ❪ may ❫ call Rory on his off days.

||; I'll be active very soon. I'm assuming some time around next month or so.

"Vibe check—" 𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒐.

||; I've got some time off this weekend, so I'll be coming back and doing a bit of interacting!

"Back in the nick of time for Christmas ─."

"Well, it's not actually Christmas. More like 𝙥𝙧𝙚-𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨. Actually met Saint Nicholas once. Didn't know what I was really expecting, except for maybe a pound of coal to suck on."

"Forget the 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣! You lot have an entire universe in front of you and you aim for the simplest ─ beautiful, mind you ─ part of the solar system. What fun is dead volcanoes and craters?"

"Look at the size of that 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸. What a mighty branch!"