without missing a beat, she begins listing them with her fingers.〝 allergies, living condition, kinks and fetishes. 〞yes, in that order. ⠀⠀she pauses, casting a glance down at amy with one eyebrow raised.〝 who's the lucky fella? 〞she's always been a terrible liar.

〝 hey. look alive. 〞she barks out, waving her hand in front of her daughter's face.〝 this is when the magic happens. 〞

she's just witnessed a customer fall on his back after slipping on a tortilla. working retail is the best.

〝 oh, believe me, you'll learn to. 〞dina's obviously all for following dreams, except for this case because, well, most music sucks, simply put. ⠀⠀〝 now put on the vest. you'll shadow me for the day. 〞she hands her a vest decorated with a little 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 nametag.

╱⠀⠀i am once again asking for a garrett

she stills, a deeply exasperated sigh floating past her lips. she's well aware that her daughter hates this ── it's all she hears. ⠀⠀nevertheless, she must learn. it's becoming a . . . family thing !〝 save the dramatics for the customers, alright, sunshine? 〞

her senses are tingling. there must be a shoplifter in their midst.

╱⠀⠀i just finished another superstore rewatch :(( i want s6 on netflix NOWWW 😭

｡↷ ✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ introduction!¡ •ଓ.°                ┊"...that's why your 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕 is so big!"               ┊i. Amy Sosa.                ┊ii. Honduran.                ┊iii. Cloud 9's HBIC.                 ┊iv. crossover friendly. ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˗ˋ  .*ೃ✧₊˚.❁ ↷

alright. she's back. god, this store functions like a mad jungle without her.

give it up, jonah. just accept his status as a sissy before he gets hurt.

lion 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏. very embarassing you got that wrong. it's okay, i'll let it slide this time.

hey, it's okay. no need to use sanity loss as excuse. anyone could be trapped by her alluring scent. she's very irresistible.〝 why aren't you at customer service? 〞

very cute how much confidence he's built to make himself feel better. it's his funeral.