You could have just said you were going to assist a *colleague* with her troubles. I can keep a secret. Still, that’s so kind, to be looking out for a *coworker.*

We have no need for a laundry pole salesman.

You just like riling people up, don’t you. Are you sure you don’t just want to say “I told you so” in hindsight?

She can be a “riot” somewhere far away from Souichirou-sama.

...Lancer. Your “Luck” ranking has just been updated from E to F-.

You’re paying for the tea. Since you were such a bother.

Looks like I caused some trouble for you as well.

That was “acting like a teacher?” She seems like quite a handful.

Be sure to serve her the largest dinner possible to fatten her up.

I can’t guarantee anything. I am a witch, after all.

You had an appointment? Oh, well. I’ll help smooth things over for you.

Shush! Quiet, you blockhead—!

That’s enough, Assassin. Your role is to provide backup for your Master. If you can’t even do that, then I shall turn you to ash along with the small fry.

From now on, I will strive towards my desire without hesitation.

Hmph, that’s not something for one who can’t venture outside to say, Assassin.

We are not obligated to help to such an extent in the first place.

I am content with simply protecting this place, only helping the shameless trash that barges into people’s homes with mud on their feet realize their standing.

I don’t care about what’s going on down there, but anyone who crosses the threshold of my home becomes my enemy.

Yes, I will burn you to ashes, Avenger.

To be honest, I would have liked to continue for a little longer, so I’m taking my anger out on you. Now feel my wrath—!