Absolute shell of a man today

Idk you tell me

a wise man once said

Danish government: We'll take 20,000 Ukrainian refugees Polish government: You don't need a passport. Come here for safety & you can even bring your pets UK government: We lit up some buildings blue & yellow

When you remember Bielsa & his time at Leeds United, don’t remember the end, remember promotion week, the Swansea win, his first game v Stoke, remember him lifting the trophy with the biggest, humble smile, Elland Road the night we went up. Remember him how he deserves. #lufc

Wish I had a gun so I could shoot the bird that sits outside my window screaming every morning

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

Just get a new kettle kids and you’ll save a tenner on your £7,500 energy bills Visionary gibberish from the outgoing PM

Boris Johnson: Families up and down this country are going to face a very tough winter and we just have to accept that.

This is what new Conservative Prime Minister Liz Truss really thinks about working people.

Americans might be the funniest people ever. Long live the King

friday 5pm

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

just paid my credit card bill