“Millionaires don’t use astrology, Billionaires do.” Just gonna leave this here 🐸☕️

As a married man at homecoming single

I need to go to Sally’s to get some small perm rods but I don’t have the energy

I think I’ll try my hand at short ribs next weekend.

Don’t no body disrespect your boundaries more that your parents man. It’s like my mom works for the ops I swear!

Let me practice

My momma really set me up dawg. Livid ain’t even the word.

My only goal right now- Pulling myself out of low quality experiences.

I want to make love to Diddy’s album 😍

I can’t expect ppl to have the same morals and standards as me..

I forgot to pack hot sauce!

Omggggg 🤤

Literally no reason why he has an ass like this and I don’t

My next man has to be able to cook cook. Adding that to my must have list 😅

Thank God for this job. I really don’t be doing anything all day but journaling, reading, and sometimes studying for some shit.

He be in my dm “The dm” 🔥

You know what? I really enjoyed my Taurus boo. It’s still always love to this day and he adores me like he did day 1 he just wasn’t mature enough in that season.

You know I try to teach my children the correct anatomical words for body parts, but I’m not sure that was the best idea for Rowan. Every time he sees me in my PJs he yells “boobies”

Tell me about it

Alright twitter is getting deleted for a while . My TL is all football. Where’s all the funny stuff ?