Fooking hell I do this on FIFA to lure players in let alone in real life 😂 who’s running this club 🤡

Good luck this weekend lads Dean Brooks @jackoddie Nick Brown Benji Taylor the greatest match day ever 🏆

just need one more ticket for arctic monkeys tomorrow, my wembley trip depends on it 🤣🫠

If there really was a God here, He'd have raised a hand by now.

Ben Seymour has quit Real Salt Lake Madrid after a real long time. Instead of making the step up to MLS, the goalshot inserter is trading the San Diego Burner Bowl to go play in some dumbass soccer league where only players ready for retirement go play to make a bunch of money

At this rate, Bowen is going to be manager again 😂 #readingfc

Prince Harry is a fucking idol.

Have a safe trip Calum Jarvis Nell Robert Taylor. 🏆🏆🏆🏆 bring me back a hair transplant 😂💙

DEATH BY HAYFEVER

Amen

Parenthood

Calm doon robocop 😂😂

LOCH HENRY 🤯

First of the year 🍓🥰 #growyourown

We can get that follower count WAY higher. If you're not following Sell Before We Dai, please drop 'em a follow 💙 #ReadingFC #SellBeforeWeDai

Say what you want about Elton John, but he’s got a lovely head of hair.

My berry haul from the garden. Honestly makes me so happy 🍓🫐

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that" - Robin Williams

CATURDAY 🐱🐱

Twitter has gone from a bag of shite to a burning bag of shite 😢