First it was pints in Philly, now it’s chips in Huddersfield…. Don’t know which is worse… It is what it is 😂😂😂

Getting the word ‘nonce’ Have a word Jamie Mortell

What an afternoon watching that golf! Keep them darts firing at the pin!

Wonder if Jamie Mortell is still on the missing list???

Just so everyone stops worrying…. Jamie Mortell is back out of hiding! Thank god he’s safe!

Evening Blues Last couple of places left for Brentford! Also If anybody is Interested In Travel to Swansea we’ve got a few spaces available same info leaving the Bluebell in Monton time to be confirmed 👍🏼 Give myself or Wayne Parish a shout Cheers 🤜🏼

Hi Andy Spiby

I fucking love this club! And things like this from players really do make peoples day! Yes I’m a nuicence and 36 but who gives a fuck! Top man Erling Haaland

Manchester City fan Calum Jarvis, who travels everywhere following the blues, getting Halland’s shirt after the win at Brentford yesterday. The kiss on the cheek… 🤣😘👏

Afternoon Blues Few Spaces available for the coach to Swansea away Leaving from the Bluebell Monton between 12 & 1 Any interest contact myself or Wayne Parish Cheers 👍🏼

I’m the worst person to spread this message coz I’ve never been able to talk to anybody! Just not in me i think it’s just the mindset of a man about being weak! But on a day like today when we say goodbye to one of Manchester’s finest sons it’s never been more appropriate 🙌🏻🩵

Anyone got a spare Liverpool at home if possible?

Love watching the blues, having 3 hours Kip and being back in work! All worth it! You can sleep when you die as they say!

Lots of empty seats at the Etihad again on a big European night. Must all be at fireworks parties

Hi Spiby you still want your lemonade? I’ll bring you one Sunday! 😂😂

Sane aguero sterling

Remember when Liverpool were found guilty of hacking city’s scouting system This fucking parcel need to get back under his spunk stained sheet the fucking bald whopper!

*United fans every-time City win something*

Oh go on then!