Ownership saves money AND the players get January and February off. It's a win/win!

Almost there! #STLCards

Jesus loves me, this I know

You know what would work well in Kimmel’s time slot? That’s right. Rockford Files reruns.

Do it.

This time of year, every time I blow my nose I learn things about myself. Unsettling things.

HILARIOUS: #Ravens head coach John Harbaugh completely forgot that his own brother Jim Harbaugh had more rushing yards than Bo Jackson in his career. 💀💀💀 Sean McVay named all the coaches in Jim's division, but skipped him.

Done a double back flip

Colonel Sanders deserves to make the fucking Pro Bowl more than Shedeur.

America: 1776-2026

Missing White Girl Found After Search Party Plays 'Cupid Shuffle' buff.ly/1qIniGn

Married with children was the best show in the 80's

The Canadian euthanasia website has crashed.

It was just a hockey game.

Rough year for Canada sports Lost to USA in World Series Lost to USA in Stanley Cup Lost to USA in Olympics Lost to USA in baseball Didn’t even make it to the Super Bowl

I can hear it now ……from a 1/2 mile away

I miss country music. The real kind, where a guy in a lime suit and lime cowboy boots shows up with a BAC of .35. Or maybe he doesn’t show up at all because he’s doing lines of coke in the backseat of a Cadillac Eldorado with a stripper named Mary Lou he just met at Waffle House.

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

I would rather watch Larry Bird shoot free throws in a high school gym than this year's entire NBA playoffs.