“Life is too short to have ugly cushions on your couch” • Interior Designer at Signature Designs • Mocha addict | Moscato drinker | Shoe Lover • OC | RP | +21 | • Descriptive • Dating @Art0ftheCon #MyGrumblyBear ❤️’s & RT’s appreciated 💋

||QUESTION OF THE EVENING|| Who remembers the 2020 Pretendies? *wink wink*

Good mooooooooorrrrrrrnnnnnnniiiiiiiinnnnnggg! We will be in and out today, but our DMs are always open. Got a juicy story you want us to report? An announcement to make (engagement, wedding, birth of your umpteenth alien baby)? Drop us a DM. You know the drill. #AlwaysWatching

Bitches beware!

This. 100%. With the occasional spank on the derrière by the office monkeys. Disclaimer included.

||THIS JUST IN|| Steve Rogers wants to go to the zoo. Our sources say he’s eying the petting zoo with a great deal of trepidation. We get it, Steve. But just remember, you’re taller than the baby animals.

||SATURDAY ROUND UP|| Petting zoos, bitches beware, one Dean Winchester’s insatiable appetite and another who managed to misplace one of their many heathens- *coughs* -we mean kids. Oh, and @ofpatrioticways butt. Yep…another typical Saturday.

Our collective vote is to eat the ice WHILE riding the exercise bike. Now THAT is an exercise plan we can get on board with.

Good morning, trouble makers. As much as we would like to be here today reporting on the chaos, unfortunately one of the office monkeys gave one of our editors the stomach bug and our other editor has RL obligations to tend to. Our DMs are still open for you to drop a line.

Positivity is not a mood but state of mind. 🌸New character, not new to RP 🌸Descriptive 🌸Here for banter, make friends and find a writing partner. DM to plot. 🌸Will only ship if strong chemistry 🌸I hope to bring happy and positive vibes to TL Please share x

||THIS JUST IN|| 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕎𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 lost one of his little heathens. To turn blame from him, he's grounding them...all of them. Jillian Winchester thinks that's adorable.

We see you. Each. Of. You.

ICYMI: My alter posted some words last night. A little solo. Enjoy.

We have been silently observing the TL today and some of you are DEFINITELY on the naughty list...

There's also chocolate, coffee, and/or liquor. Our vote is always for whatever is quicker.

#FF shoutouts coming soon. Got a specific one in mind that you want to see? Shoot us a DM! We're more than happy to do it for you. Now...where's the damn coffee?

||PR STATEMENT|| We're not complaining. It keeps us employed.

You just did through omission. It's okay. The first step to earning a spot on our watch list.