when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me

all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…

Damn they got on Dave nerves that bad?

Oh God please help me. Look at my brother???

I think my biggest financial problem is I grew up poor asf so now that I make my own money I don’t know how to budget. I’m always gonna spend the extra penny for quality cause I can and I hate the feeling of being limited on what I can do bc of a price tag

Where Lenin once stood. Odessa, Ukraine.

These are Quokkas, the worlds happiest animals. They always have a “Hey there! Good to see ya!” smile on their faces.

me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

when the shots start hittin

I am speechless. Melania looks impeccable 🤩

Melania is an icon⚡️

Puppies getting their swimming lesson

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky!

RETWEET if you stand with Ukraine and President Zelenskyy!

It's disrespectful if you don't say thank you

전쟁은 나쁜것!! 730일만에 돌아온 우크라니아 군인!!