The chairman of the highest financial crimes security agency in the country gave a 200Level cyber thief his laptop inside his office and is in awe of basic bank information fetching online.

Let me make it clear : These yahoo boys are not cyber smart or tech builders at all.

Something special about still smelling like your lover once they’re gone

Anyone looking for a software engineer? Met this lovely guy in King’s x. Please retweet and zoom in the QR codes

Which Nigerian brand has given you the best customer service?

There’s nothing ethical about going to remote villages to “source” for hair.

Okay please I’m looking to intern in a hospital (cardiology unit) in Lagos preferably in Ikeja🙇‍♀️
Please if you work in a hospital that has a good cardiology dept, and can plug me please Dm or comment here, I’ll text you
Thank you

*Few hours later*

Him: Babe what do you want to eat ?

Me: Please I don’t know, before they’ll say I’m a parrot

I’ve had Jennifer Eliogu’s Onulu Ube on repeat all day.

Kept on saying this; most Arab governments don't give a toss about the Palestinians.

As for us Africans, we shouldn't stop caring about Palestinians, but we should focus a bit more of our attention on Sudan, Congo and other problems closer to home.

You people have no personality outside being mean

Go back to SS1 B if this is the foolish way you still think.

Always the ones with God in their bio.

Hello World,

Welcome to His Excellency Peter Obi Official Media Center Handle.

Thank you for joining us in this Journey. 🇳🇬🌍

Please I need someone to make customized book stamps for me in Abuja.

Any recommendations mbok?🙏

How will anybody go through this and not want to hate men in general?

I mean, look at the number of men in this crowd?

She’s not wearing the sexy gym outfits you people were complaining about all through yesterday, her only mistake here was to look at this man and see a civilized human being.

You came from Gambia to the USA on a student visa and participated in a political action to sway the government of a nation of which you are NOT a citizen, all because of a primitive death cult from Saudi Arabia, which you wouldn’t be part of had they not enslaved your ancestors.

do muslim men hate their daughters or smth like how do they allow this

I want to build a sandcastle

I literally could not imagine being from the Gambia, one of the world's poorest countries, where people are boarding boats off Senegal everyday and then drowning in the Atlantic,

to make it to America, to Cornell!!!

And then risk it all for Palestinians????

Took longer to shoot the pit bulls than he would’ve shot a black man.