...Fuck.

Stupid yankee holiday.

Snakes ain't supposed to be cute.

What the hell's a Solid Snake? I know a Naked Snake, even an Ocelot...

That him? Looks like a low poly ripoff.

@angelofpax ...Your propositioning needs work.

Nothing like a birthday finisher.

What the hell is with these freaks? Is Dr Cutter running more fucked up experiments?

Wow I almost feel bad for the...Angelboy? Whatever.

Beating his ass just felt /right/ to do.

If he is...Was...An actual elite soldier, Cutter doesn't stand a fuckin change.

Goddamn.

Might be in even over /my/ head here.

Been thinking lately. Don't like it.

I dunno who this chick is, but I don't like her look. She looks like she got an attitude.

I feel so goddamn frustrated.

Grgh.

Curses? Pfft. This magic shit is goofy.

Big talk coming from a pointy eared weirdo. Nice costume.

An elf? You been playing those "Quest" games too much!