god i fucking love facebook

paid almost $100 in ticketmaster fees for 2 tickets i want to say something that will put me on a government list

found a really scary relic in my camera roll

just made eye contact with ethan hawke

bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash under your breath

haven’t been able to stop thinking about i saw the tv glow… if i had 1 million dollars i’d give it all to jane schoenbrun

been really into looking at images recently

I love roger from american dad in a way that is so deep and personal that it almost feels like he loves me back

haven’t been tweeting that much cuz i’ve been focusing all my energy into learning how to teleport

stop talking about banning children from public spaces (innocent, don’t know better) and start talking about banning the elderly from public spaces (purposefully evil)

i smell like this today

i wish i could send this to my cat

my manager’s 12 year old daughter came into work the other day and the first thing she said to me was “did you hear? they made smile dog not scary anymore”

happy fathers day to my dad who may be a 16 year old girl trapped inside an old man

car sticker update…

lost sleep last night over chococat placing 42 in the 2024 sanrio character ranking

they are the definition of matching each others freak

sabrina carpenter: who’s leah remini? scientologist barry keoghan: she’s sart of like a suppressive porson

Dressing emo or goth is weird that’s the spirit of death