revengers

why would you say “fuck, marry, kill” when “bed, wed, behead” rhymes

im offended that ppl would even imply that heimdall is the anti-fun police in the revengers gang when hes always down to commit treason w/ thor

my iw edit

big dog energy

mom : are you ready for halloween me : 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙 mom : how did you say that out loud

okay but BITCH imagine a girl writing a poem about you, I don’t think I would know how to act

yall ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel

film students be like: “i made you a list with some cool films to check out hehe i don’t know if you’ve seen them” watchlist: 1. pulp fiction (1994) 2. spirited away (2001) 3. fight club (1999) 4. 2001: a space odyssey (1968) 5. her (2013)

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we love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.

adult: follow your passions!!!! me: writing is my passion :)) adult: what a dumb fucking passion you idiot child go become a marketing major you useless bastard