On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd.

Dunk got Egg. But I got that Cuz Cuz, ya’ feel me?!? #AKOTSK Game of Thrones HBO Actually HBO Max

Rihanna signing autographs at LAX: “The bottom one’s for my daughter.” “It’s not but I’ll sign it.”

Kid dressed up as a Chinese dragon meets some grown up dragons.

Not knowing about Culver’s is a life sentence minimum

Tonight while announcing hockey at UG, this guy was constantly dancing in the empty section behind the net, so I suggested we play Gangnam Style in the hopes that something like this would happen. He did not disappoint. 🕺

This is Jumbo. Named ironically, since she's a tiny wiener dog who just survived the horrors of her first bath. Activated full dramatic doggy paddle in mid-air like she's fleeing a shark. Peak puppy theater.

Please enjoy this picture of an indoor-only thousand dollar purebred Bengal cowering as the neighbor's fat fucking chud barn cat aurafarms on him

From cuz cuz to caddy. #AKOTSK Game of Thrones

Congratulations to John Williams and the team behind Music by John Williams on their Grammy Awards win for Best Music Film! #GRAMMYs

Man discovered that skunks sound like muppets and found it's the cutest thing ever

I’m going to wear stilts next time

It has just come to my attention that Kazakhstan has a guy going to the Olympics for figure skating who does his short program in a stillsuit set to Hans Zimmer’s DUNE score

“I was gonna make a joke but a i realized what you do to light skin dudes from other countries” - Trevor Noah To Kendrick Lamar 😂 #Grammys

Dear Coach Ben McCollum, ⁦University of Iowa⁩ Staff, & Team ⁦Iowa Men’s Basketball⁩, My stomach still burns from Luka’s last game as a Hawkeye, losing to Oregon the way we did… Thank you for handing it to the ducks! Thank you ❤️! Go Hawks! 💛🖤🦚

What a reveal! Ducks bring out the “Fly White Guy” from The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” music video. Did Matt Prichard and I recreate this video for a middle school air guitar performance? I’m not telling you that. You’ll never know. #FlyTogether

I can hear you all cheering at your screens watching this!

"all woman understand Adam Sandler on a visceral level" 📸 Nina Dobrev via Instagram

Every male secretly just wants to go on a dangerous adventure

I love how the horse provided ZERO assistance! The leg stretch! 😂 The way she accepted her fate, I fear she would not survive in the wild. 1,500 pound beast with the survival instincts of a potato. 😂😂 And to think….this is the year of the horse!