Spirit should’ve called the Red Lobster CEO.

Unpopular opinion: If I’m paying for a streaming service, I shouldn’t be watching ads. Period!

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

amanhã é segunda-feira e tudo começa novamente, a temida semana de 5 dias úteis

El combo perfecto.

Operation Epstein Fury sucks

So there’s these tunnels under Chabad HQ in NY and we saw dirty and stained child size mattresses and a whole lot of jews…

Amazon niggas gotta run a 4.34 in the combine to keep they job FUCK

Do we be what?

I want some margaritas and pussy for cinco de mayo

keep them on that ocean I’m so serious

Fuck the entire US government. Both sides, fuck them equally.

Forget recession indicators, this is a societal collapse indicator

Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple