Reminder that as famous No.10 video potently shows - the “excuse” for one party was to claim it was a work event It was ridiculed by those who made it up - giving impression Downing Street was taking the piss But it’s that “excuse” that is now the PM’s main line of defence

Wordle 216 3/6 One of my favourite words! ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A gem from 2016 for you to consider.

Just found Wordle. Guess the country from its shape. Awesome!! #Worldle #23 3/6 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 worldle.teuteuf.fr

#Heardle #15 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ My new addiction!! heardle.app

A SCHOOLCHILD strip-searched by Metropolitan Police in her school. Wrongly accused of carrying cannabis. Her externial genitalia exposed. Her sanitary towel removed. Her Mum was NOT informed No teacher was present She now has PTSD. This is NOT policing. THIS IS ASSAULT!!

OH MY GOD.

2023 is in 4 months an i’m still processing 2019

Who broke Google Drive ?

Please retweet if you agree with Stephen Fry.

Genius (The Economist this week suggested the new pm's hold on power had bene shorter than the shelf life of a lettuce)

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 19 Jul 2007 (via Twi Age 🥳).

#ThingsThatLastLongerThanLiz Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. #PokeChallenge

As London mayor, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when rioting erupted in 2011. As prime minister, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when the Taliban retook Kabul in 2021. But a sniff of a chance of replacing Truss, and he's on the first jet back from the Caribbean.

ChatGPT’s writing style is terrible. It’s wordy, verbose, and repetitive. The content can be excellent...But the delivery? Not so much. Let's change that. 👇

Our whole school Open Day is coming up on Saturday 13th May! 📣 We believe that there is no better way for you to find out about and discover Arnold Lodge than by coming to visit us. Book your place at the link below! 👇👇👇 ow.ly/mt5m50NH4W4 #ALSLetsMe #OpenDay

Wow! Congratulations to our Robotics Team who have just been awarded the Inspire Award at the World Finals The award goes to the team that shows integrity, good will, positivity & acts as an example to others ALS pupils - officially world class at honesty, kindness & hard work

Kiki Dee at home right now #Glastonbury

We are incredibly proud to announce that ALS has been shortlisted for Co-educational Independent School of the Year in the 2023 Independent Schools of the Year Awards! A tremendous testament to all the pupils, staff and parents in our community. Well done everyone! #ISOTY2023

I am thrilled to be able to release this year's line-up, having been busy scheduling the 33 performances for this year's Art in the Park. Thank you to all the musicians who have agreed to perform. We look forward to welcoming you.🎵🎶