One day I wanna have a roommate that's gonna clean up their room when they move out

Or actually one day I want to be able to afford a place on my own and stop having a roommate

Good thing the new roommate is a guy so he's not gonna care if the place is not squeaky clean

how come they are issuing warnings about a heat wave next week if we've been already in a heat wave for two weeks now, how can it be even hotter

same

I got invited somewhere almost every day this week and every day I find a reason not to go

I really want to socialize though

how do people look so good in this fucking heat

wtf happened to desktop twitter

why did i even get opioids for a stupid sprained ankle?

going to pass this weekend mostly watching shows and movies starring David Tennant, such a babe

men are such a mystery

I'm becoming me again

why am I still sober

so easy to do intermittent fasting when you sleep 12 hours a day

i turned down free drinks to go to a fitness class. who am i

everyday

Wearing all black outfits is a power move

i ordered burger king for breakfast and washed it down with wine that's basically how I feel on my birthday

you don't know how lonely you are untill you find yourself at a hospital and realise there is no one you can call that can bring you some basic stuff from your place