Please Eat A Dick…. Have a nice day.

the human said. the only reason i wasn’t drafted in the puppy bowl. is because my opponents. wouldn’t stand a chance

🗣ELLE PURRIER ‼️ 4:16.85 American Record & second fastest indoor mile EVER!

🚨 SCHOOL RECORD 🚨 Senior Carolyn Pellegrini ran a time of 17:15.82 for a bronze medal in the women's 5000-meter race, besting Kelly Pasko's 17:17.52 from 2017!! #MarchOn

"enjoy it!!!!! these are the best years of your life" this.... is the best!??!!?!? 😭

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While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

There is peace when we give up control, recognize that life isn’t always fair, and that the only thing we can control is our mindset. Sports Illustrated

online nursing school has ruined my life

cuomo still proving that he doesn’t give a shit about NYSDOC

donneeeeeee!!!! 👋👋✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼👋👋 nursing school Carissa

Once again Kayleigh McEnany hits it out of the park!

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

Love to see it

fucking love bridgerton I love every dumb costume all of the string arrangements of modern pop songs, all of the anachronism and melodrama. just put it in my face I want 1000 seasons

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare