adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

Incredible. 😂 #Oasis #oasislive25 #oasis2025

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

god I miss buttons

Pork is not a form of transport

Some man he was 💙

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber

Hang it in the Louvre.

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

no one talks about the personality shift as you get older. where you no longer want to be impressive, you want to be rested. you want to be regulated and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

me at the cinema alone

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.

netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad