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“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, ya know? … this steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!” #Caddyshack ⛳️

“What are your plans this weekend?” Me:

We don’t have a classroom management problem. We have an emotional regulation crisis that teachers are being asked to handle. Somehow, “classroom management” has turned into: • de-escalating trauma • supporting anxiety and depression • calming panic attacks • breaking up

“I don’t know how to swim, Dad.” “And with an attitude like that you’ll never learn.”

SHANE LOWRY HOLE IN ONE AT THE MASTERS

Finally, some good news!

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

There's a phenomenon in running that applies to the rest of the world: It's the beginner runners who deck themselves out in all the gear. They try to look the part they've been sold. As they gain experience, they ditch most of the gear. And show up with the basic necessities.

When I empty the dishwasher and fold laundry without my wife asking me.

Me after seeing how much money it took to fill up my gas tank

NASA ran a study on a potential trip to Mars and found the most important trait for team dynamics was humor

Write it on your heart by Ralph Waldo Emerson Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety. Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good —Thomas Sowell

True toughness is quiet and comes deep from within. It’s about making the right choice under stress, uncertainty and fatigue. It requires emotional control: cultivating the power to respond—not react—and thus making thoughtful, deliberate decisions during pressure-filled

As an AD, I struggle to understand why some parents resist high standards for their kids. Growth doesn’t come from comfort, it comes from being pushed, being coached hard, and being held accountable. As a dad, I hate seeing my kid disappointed. But I’d rather see him face

At what age is it acceptable for me to go 'waistband over the belly button?' because I think I'm ready!

Free play is the most underrated learning activity. An hour a day develops stronger memory, creativity, and problem solving skills. Kids with unstructured time will have an edge over those without it.