So i watched 2001 a space odyssey on my 9 hour flight and had to stop myself from howling when the new gollum showed up 😭

????? I left a package of furry porn on my doorstep last night and it looks like someone went to steal it and left it there???

someone got the biggest boner of their life today

might try joining artfight, though that requires me to start drawing 😪

new pfp hours, were so back

i see that this site is having a normal one... if anyone has a bluesky invite laying around then id love to have it 🫢

Okay boys.... I've been stuck at 37K followers since the Elon shit started. I'm offering a ref sheet ($350 value) raffle to one random person who follows and RTs this tweet! Go!!!!

Dear fourthfloorcreative.co, you're OVERDUE payment of my invoice by 54 days. Was told today to continue waiting because your payment system is busted -- I don't care. It's never been easier to send money. PayPal me by EOD Monday. Please like/retweet for signal and shame boost.

Yo NRK hva er greia med lydmiksingen på stjernekamp? 😭 Artistene forsvinner jo ned i brønnen, hører de knapt i refrenga jo.

My favourite pass-time activity is emailing marketing agencies to remind them they're overdue on invoices. This week, it's Streamforge! Do you guys want to use that fancy AI-driven system to even up? Sent an email back in October but never got a response. Please like/retweet !

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS: you only shoot twice!

theyre cookin u on worm twitter rn bro. sayin shit like "the early birds sleep in when ur on the menu" smao (squirming my ass off)

Hating the Joestars: Dio 🤝🏾 Pucci

Monster Hunter World car

Meta Knight car

Minecraft Water Bottle car

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk boss music

Recent gender thoughts got me more irritated than expected tbh