im just not sure theres a funnier possible Situation than this

guy whos only ever eaten pussy eating a second type of genital: hmmm im getting a lot of pussy vibes from this.....

i dont think doctores should be allowed to spank as much as they do when diagonnoseing me with dumbass stupid little dumb bitch disease

ok twitter . do your thing

SHARE MY INAGE

backshots

need a girl who will trick me into taking my medication by hiding it in a treat

of course i "remember this device" i use it every freaking day. now log me the fuck in before mom sees me making a bid on another zelda sword

does any lesbians wanna fall in love with me. i have a really cool pin number

why wont anypony hawk tuah spit on my thang 🥺

if youve ever complained about a video game im sorry but its over for u. youre unfuckable :(

if i ever dont reply to ur message im sorry its bescause im in the lab trying to create the worlds most important boner

im the Leonardo de Gallo of boners

me when i see my lovely wife

lies under ur balls and bats at them like a cat

the BIGGEST mistake most POOR people make that KEEPS THEM POOR is not making 1 MILLOIN DOLLARS

its sciencetist monday got higgs boson in the lab and big hoes is on my lap ⚗️⚗️

bsky.app/profile/toasth… sory about the one post i have there