Just tested positive for needing a vacation

I’ve never wanted to block my boyfriend from social media until he changed his name to “ national champions “ 🤮🤢🤮🤢

When I’m sad I think about the time Leann’s parents went out of town and we drank her moms vodka and filled it with water 😅 she came home and asked why it was frozen and made us give her a massage so she wouldn’t tell my parents 😅😅😂

Yeah this blackout shit for the brave is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. 🥲

Ain’t nothing worse the last bit of breakfast and dropping it before you make it back to your chair. Love that for me today. ❤️😤

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

Someone took the batteries out of both of my thermostats wtf 🙃

Have they asked them

Sav what can i say? i’m lovable 🤭

Ain’t nothing sacred to these damn animals 😐 I’ll be taking applications for new friends now.

I just wanna know what magical spell Auston National Champion🏆 put on me tha got me to agree to run a fuckin 5k tomorrow, in the mud 🙃

The shit bitches say when your not friends anymore ASTONISHES me 😂. The least you could do is make your lies BELIEVABLE 😂😂😂

Karma is a cunt and I hope you bitches get every bit of what you deserve. ❤️

I cry a lot but I am so productive lol okay same

A grippy sock vacay sounds amazing rn. Ngl.

Nothing makes me more mad than when I can’t sleep at night and I look over to see auston sleeping so peacefully.

Why you don’t post yourself nomore? Me:

26 years old and brother bear still makes me cry like a bubble blowing baby.

This aged v well.