i hate seeing a pretty girl lose sleep over a man who looks like he negotiated his way onto earth

I FAILED AS A DISNEY PRINCESS. i'm a witch now

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you're the worst type of person

You don’t like me whoopty doo

boss: are u on drugs? me: you and i both know i don't make enough money to have a drug problem

when i text “interesting” this how i be looking

realising you’re not compatible with a friend is so awkward

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when l'm in a bad mood.

is mercury in gatorade rn bc wtf

If I call my apartment my "house" and u correct me, u a hater fr😭

i don’t even fuck around and i still be finding out

i have no reason to lie to anyone.

"u look tired" dawg i'm going crazy

me after getting home from anywhere:

do you find it difficult to ask others for help?” me:

y'all play that victim card real well and i play the villain one even better, fuck you.