Jingle Hell Mutant Virus stuck on plague island with no lettuce and they’re like “Chin up mate we’re British”

Given the current state of this country, the image of Johnson laughing at the press conference last night has to be one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Ugly in every possible sense of the word. A truly disgusting man.

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2020 is saved. 👌✊🚀

If you want a measure of Dan Hannan - Boris Johnson's latest addition to the Lords - all you need to know is this. He once "live tweeted" a walk through the English countryside.... using... stock photographs

You can stop giggling or I'll take down your particulars!

Harry Cole A: It’s worse than the current deal B: It’s only historic as no one was stupid enough to try this before C: Getting this terrible deal is literally the least he could do D: It’ll be shed loads more red tape E: You’re a bootlicking idiot

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The last minute gift from the 24hr garage style #BrexitDeal

I know the next few days will be difficult for everyone who is missing loved ones, and for those working hard to keep the rest of us safe. But wherever you are, I wish you a peaceful Christmas Eve 🎄

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

If words appear on my phone, I consider them messages to me. That's just how it works as far as I'm concerned