More balls than his entire cabinet...

Was asked why I don't want the Thursday night NHS clap to continue. Opened my notepad app and typed what came out. I'm not looking for a debate. Don't @ me looking to justify yourself. This is just how I feel 🙏

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Evenings Squirrel Patrol... instagram.com/p/CAPgo1khzee/…

In other news, actually managed to get Child out of house for the evenings Squirrel Patrol! instagram.com/p/CBMGVQQh-MX/…

Always an odd sight... instagram.com/p/CBs39LChC40/…

Help a weary bee day... instagram.com/p/CBs4E4IBk6a/…

Going out on a limb here but I reckon it would be easier to police social distancing for Aqua Zumba at the local leisure centre than it will be to keep Dave away from his mates when he’s seven pints deep and he’s just spent his EasyJet refund on a round of jäger bombs.. 🤷‍♀️

Well, it looks like latest firmware update from Wahoo has stuffed my Elemnt Bolt. Doesn't want to sync with Companion app anymore. Won't even recognize my home Wi-fi network anymore (yes, it's set to 2.4ghz)

Early start for me n the Hound this morning... instagram.com/p/CDiarfVBKxX/…

#TDF2020 We caught Whitey a little tongue tied in yesterday’s finish... 🙊😂 Any chance of a lesson @CCCProTeam Greg Van Avermaet? x.com/MitcheltonSCOT…

This picture from kristof ramon showing Julian Alaphilippe on his way to becoming world champion is insane!

Superb work from GlobalCyclingNetwork app' developers for fixing the Pixel bug that I (and no doubt plenty others), reported a few days ago. Today's update has fixed the issue 👍

Neal She said Tesco, but I prefer the internet option.

My wife came home after staying 2 nights at her sister's house & she was massively impressed at how well I'd made the bed. Truth is, I got pissed & fell asleep on the sofa on both nights, so she's admiring her own work.

What do you reckon Brian Smith 𝕆𝕃𝕐? King Kelly needs another t-shirt?

Ordered item thru Zalando UK 11 days ago without realising they use #Evri as their courier. Advised this morning that the item has been "lost", in-transit. What's worse, refunded to Zalando account as a voucher was used for purchase, so I'm now stuck in an #Evri shit-loop...

If I was that there Noah on the Ark, and there was one space left? Horsefly and Wasp jostling for the last spot? Horsefly can get in ze bin....

UK on Friday: I worry about heating my home this winter UK on Wednesday: I worry about having a home this winter

This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. Aah Fuck. x.com/aviosAdventure…